Waiting staff Pick Up Lines

Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

Ay bay bay, can I get a refill of Dr. Pepper?

Baby I'm gonna give you the tip later!

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?

Girl, I know you want this TIP.

Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

I can serve you more than just food.

I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

If you liked the tip, come by later and ill give you the full thing.

Let me show you my daily special.

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.

No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

So when’s your next night off?

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

We don't have Coke, miss. We only have American champagne!

What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?

Your money isnt the only tip i want.

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.