Waiting staff Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious waiting staff pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.
Ay bay bay, can I get a refill of Dr. Pepper?
Baby I'm gonna give you the tip later!
Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?
Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?
Girl, I know you want this TIP.
Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
I can serve you more than just food.

I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
If you liked the tip, come by later and ill give you the full thing.
Let me show you my daily special.

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