Chef Pick Up Lines

Are you Gordon Ramsay cause I can make you scream.

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Baby you're the crème to my brûlée.

Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet cuz you have a fine grind goin on.

Baby, you're as hot as capcacin.

Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot.

Can I take your internal temperature?

Damn baby what's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl.

Damn girl I just wanna baste your tenderloins with my hot butter.

Dinner tastes better at my place.

Girl you finer than my pepper!

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

Girl, you're so fine I could sift flour with you.

Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?

Hey, wanna pull my pork?

How about we skip the hors d’oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10minutes, just think of the sexual implications.

I can do amazing things to your tongue.

I don't want to sound corny, but I think you're a-maize-ing.

I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?

I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.

I make a great breakfast.

I wanna put it in your mouth.

I'd like to casserole you. Yeah baby, that's done slowly for about four hours.

I'll put the special in your sauce.

If you were my sauce pan, I'd never deglaze you.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the salamander, the grill, and the 18 burners? ... or is it you?

Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.

Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?

Wanna lick my beater?

Wanna see my meat walk-in?

What's your favorite food?

When are you gonna come by the restaurant and check out my biscuits.

Yeah, I got a bone for you.

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

You are the roux to my veloute.

You up for some boning later?

You're so sweet, i just want you for dessert.

You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee -- and less drippy.

Your food is making my mouth wet.

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.