Bartender Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious bartender pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you as strong as your drinks are?
Can I get a shot... at lovin you?
Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?
Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?
Excuse me but can you put some more nuts on the bar.

Give me your email and I'll send you my flavor wheel.
hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...
Hit me with your best shot!
How about some "sex on the beach"?
How do you keep that ice from melting when you’re so hot?

How may I serve you?
I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!
I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.
I just tipped you 200%, you do realize I could get a hooker for less than that right?
I see you know your way around a "slippery nipple".

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