Bartender Pick Up Lines

Are you as strong as your drinks are?

Can I get a shot... at lovin you?

Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?

Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?

Excuse me but can you put some more nuts on the bar.

Give me your email and I'll send you my flavor wheel.

hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...

Hit me with your best shot!

How about some "sex on the beach"?

How do you keep that ice from melting when you’re so hot?

How may I serve you?

I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!

I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.

I just tipped you 200%, you do realize I could get a hooker for less than that right?

I see you know your way around a "slippery nipple".

I'd love to taste you on it.

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

If I buy a round of Blow Job shots, will you squirt the whipped cream directly into my mouth?

If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

If you were an alcohol, what would you be?

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

I’ll take two Screaming Orgasms—one now, and one back at my place.

I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.

Wanna pull a double?

Watch this...I'm really good at swallowing a shot...

You are the siren, but you are my rocks.

You look gorgeous in the glow of your POS monitor.

You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.