Chinese Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious chinese pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you Chinese? Because you just stole my heart.
Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
Good thing the one child policy is being revoked, because I want at least 9 with you.
Hey girl, wanna see my chow mein?
Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

Hey, is your name Wei Ting?
I heard Chinese girls are great in bed.
I love fried rice. Can you make some for me?
I love your almond-shaped eyes.
I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.

I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.
I'm studying Chinese and I need to practice. How do you like it?
I've always wanted to date a Chinese girl.
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If you will be my Yin, can I be your Yang?
My eyes may seem small but I’ve got a HUGE personality!

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