Jamaica


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious jamaica for teens and adults.



Are you Jamaican, because Jamaican me horny.
Baby girl, you look nice and round and shine.
Baby yuh full a curve like country road.
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.


Did you just get back from Kingston? I ask because Jamaican me crazy.
Girl, you must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.
Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.
Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.
My girl me wah full up yuh belly like cornmeal dumpling.


Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.
You must be from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

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