Pick Up Lines for Aussies

Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.

Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.

Babe, let me take you to Australia.

Can I didgeridoo you?

Can i see the little joey in your pouch?

Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?

Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.

Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?

Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.

Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.

Hey would you believe me if i said i was bitten by a crocodile?

How about a kanga-root?

I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.

I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?

I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!

I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'.

I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.

I wanna get lost in your Outback.

I'd like to take a safari in your outback.

I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.

I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

I'm from the Outback and i'd like to take you out back.

I'm interested in working in your penal colony.

I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.

I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

If you were the waves and i was the surfer i would leave get out.

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...

Let's boomerbang!

Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.

That's right; I'm bigger'n the Sydney Tower.

There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

Wanna play hide the Koala?

Wanna play in the Bush?

Wanna ride on my kangaroo?

Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?

You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.

You wan't an Aussie kiss? It's like french but down under.