Canadian Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious canadian pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a beaver? Because dam!
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?
Can your beaver eat my log?
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.

Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Did you know I'm a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.
Do you think you're going to meet someone in Iowa?
Do you wanna roll up my rim?
Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

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