Redneck Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious redneck pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are both of those teeth real?
Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
Are you a parking ticket? cause you read fiiiine all over!
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.
Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.
Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
Did you grow up on a chicken farm?? Because you sure know how to raise cock!!

Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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  • Submitted by: Hunter Palmatier
Get in the truck, bitch!
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.
God wants us to be together. That is why he gave us the same parents!

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