Brand Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious brand pick up lines for teens and adults.
Name of your body has to be seen, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
The name must be Coca Cola, why are you so-da-licious.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Unlike ordinary Visa, a Visa to my heart will have a limitless length of stay.
Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It’s black...
Want to listen to my iTunes hookup playlist?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.
Working for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw him checking out my package!
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
You know I live a magnum lifestyle.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.
You're the Apple of my iMac.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Your eyes are the color of my Porsche.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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