Gay Pick Up Lines

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.

Can I push your stool in?

Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.

Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?

Do i confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?

Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?

I can't think straight around you.

I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.

I live alone.

I think i'm gay, want to prove me wrong?

I'm bisectional.

I'm going to make like "Toy Story" and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.

I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.

I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.

I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?

If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.

It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.

Looks like you need some flame in your life.

May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?

My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

Nice ass... what time does it open?

Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

So you’re straight? So are noodles until they get hot.

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.

When I'm around you I can't think straight.

Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

You'll be receiving a package soon.

You've got spunk. I like that in a man.

Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.