Gay Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious gay pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
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  • Submitted by: Angel
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Can I push your stool in?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
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  • Submitted by: Quinn
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
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  • Submitted by: Wingman
Do i confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
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  • Submitted by: RTS
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
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  • Submitted by: Levi
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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  • Submitted by: Vanessa
Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?
I can't think straight around you.

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