Gay Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious gay pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
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  • Submitted by: Angel
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Can I push your stool in?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
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  • Submitted by: Quinn
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
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  • Submitted by: Wingman
Do i confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
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  • Submitted by: RTS
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
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  • Submitted by: Levi
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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  • Submitted by: Vanessa
Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?
I can't think straight around you.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
I live alone.
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  • Submitted by: Brookly
I think i'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
I'm bisectional.

I'm going to make like "Toy Story" and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
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  • Submitted by: Emi
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
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  • Submitted by: Schultz
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
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  • Submitted by: Giovanni
If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
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  • Submitted by: Chris
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.

Looks like you need some flame in your life.
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  • Submitted by: Eliana
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
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  • Submitted by: Jem
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
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  • Submitted by: *Wilson*
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
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  • Submitted by: Palmer
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
So you’re straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.

When I'm around you I can't think straight.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
You'll be receiving a package soon.
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  • Submitted by: Fola
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
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  • Submitted by: Sandy
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
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  • Submitted by: Adalys

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