Superhero
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious superhero for teens and adults.
Are you Aether ? Cause youre so hard to get to...Infinity Stones
Are you Hawkeye? Because you're a hot guy.Hawkeye
Baby, I'm like Green Arrow, I never miss my target.Green Arrow
Baby, let me show you the real reason they call me "Professor X".X-men
Call me if you want to see what a real Wonder Man is like.
Can I put my green arrow in your quiver?Green Arrow
Can you spare a second?Flash
Do you like the fantastic 4? Cause ive got something thats rock hard!Fantastic Four
Do you think I'm wolverine? Cause i think you're mag-NEAT-o.X-men
Do you wanna know why I am called Power Man?
Does the carpet match the cape?
Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.
Don't worry baby, I'm only fast on my feet.Flash
Flame on!Human Torch
Flash may be the fastest man alive but his speed got nothing on the time it took me to fall in love with you.Flash
Girl, I'd so save the human race for you.
Girl, you must have magnetic powers cause I'm really attracted to you.
Girl, you must have telepathy because you are on my mind.Teen Titans
Have you ever considered being wonder woman for halloween?
Hey baby, wanna know why they called me Elongated Man before I drank Gingold?
Hey girl, when I'm not out saving the city, I'm saving room for you in my heart.
Hey good looking, wanna know my secret identity?
Hey I'm Hancock. Let me show you my naming convention.Hancock
Hey, baby... you look as good in tights as I do.
Hi, I'm The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had sex, 47 times.Flash
How about we play a game of Lasso of Truth or Dare?Wonder Woman
How big is it? How big you want it to be?Mr. Fantastic
I ain't called 'The Punisher' for nothing.The Punisher
I can get you as wet as the ocean.Aquaman
I could get you off In a flash.Flash
I don't like to show off but...I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.Fantastic Four
I hope you don't mind heat, 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.Human torch
I hope you don't mind heat, cause I got a strong urge to get my flame on.Human Torch
I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.Wolverine
I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.Daredevil
I may be in the Fantastic Four, but we could be in an Amazing 69.Fantastic Four
I must have been caught in Wonder Woman's lasso of truth because you are honestly the most beautiful woman I've seen.Wonder Woman
I'll treat you like a queen.Antman
I'm Aquaman and I know how to talk to tuna.Aquaman
I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.Flash
I'm not an Olympian or a millionaire, but I can be your Mister Terrific.
I'm the fastest man alive. But not everywhere.Flash
If I said you had a beautiful cape, would you fold it against me?
If I was a superhero with a secret identity I'd let you know my secret identity.
If love is blind, I'll be your Matt Murdoch!Daredevil
If you had a superhero sky call, it would be a pail of water cuz you're smoking.
Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.
Is that really you or have you shape-shifted into my dream girl?
Is your name Jean? Cause you've been in my mind all day.X-Men
Is your name Misty? 'Cuz you look hella good in the rain.Daredevil
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