Transformer Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious transformer pick up lines for teens and adults.

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...
Did you clean your armour with Windex? I can practically see myself in you!
Did you exhaust? 'Cause you just blew me away.
Do I look like a Quintesson? Because you're making my head spin!
Girl, if you were a transformer , you must be a bot or hot, and his name would be Optimus Fine.
Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?
Hey baby, you're looking bumblebeeautiful today.
Hi, they call me rumble. Do you want to activate my piledriver?
How would you like to donate your body to me...for science?
I am transformed.

I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?
I was wondering if I could ride you home. Give you a ride home.
If life is a highway, I want to drive with you all night long.
If you were a transformer you would be Optimus fine.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.
Ill rotate more than just you tires baby.
Is my navigation system is on the fritz again because I was on my way over there, but I'm here beside you.

Is that your crankshaft? Or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?
Lemme show you my megatron.
Looks like you needs a tune up.
My GPS must be on the fritz, because I'm lost in your optics!
My name is Michael Bay. Wanna be in the new Transformers movie? You gotta do something for me first...
Need an oil change?
One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.
Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?

Primus must be missing an angel.
There must be something wrong with my optics, I can't take them off you.
Wanna see why they REALLY call me Doubleheader?
Want to go back to my place and transform my Erector?
When I was eight I had your picture on my underwear.
Will you be my fembot?
You do know Transformers are adult toys too.
You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.
You know I'm premium octane and not regular unleaded like the rest...

You know what they say about bots with good shock absorbers...
You mean more then meets the eye.
You must be a Decepticon. Cause I'd like to do bad things with you.
You must be an autobot. Cause that pussy is prime!
You must be an insecticon, 'cause you are definately a Bombshell.
You must be Elita One, because when I'm with you, time stands still!
You must be the leader of the autobots because that pussy is PRIME.
You turned my engine on.
You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.

You're my bumblebee.
Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

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