Superman
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious superman for teens and adults.
As it happens, the suit does come off.
As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.
Bullets bounce off my chest, but I am not invulnerable to you.
Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?
Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
Ever dated an alien?
Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.
Excuse me, I’m from another planet. I can teach about human anatomy.
ey baby, you really set off my X-rated vision.
For our first date I can fly you to Paris...without an airplane .
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
Girl, your name must be kryptonite because you're my greatest weakness.
Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.
Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.
Hey girl, I call my dick kryptonite. 'Cuz it'll leave that pussy powerless.
Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude to see my suits?
I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.
I can see miles of here, but there is nothing that I would look rather than you.
I gave him my vision of heat? Because you are burning.
I just flew in from California, and boy are my arms strong! Wanna feel?
I may be solar powered, but I can go all night with someone as hot as you.
I think their clothes are made of Kryptonite, we have to get rid of them immediately.
I want to get trapped in your "Phantom Zone".
I'm a man of steel, too. Well...part of me is.
I'm called the Man of Steel for a reason.
I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.
I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.
Is your name Kryptonite? Because I've got a weakness for you.
Is your name Kryptonite? Cause baby, you make me weak in the knee's
It’s a good thing I’ve got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.
Like my S?
My aura can do something invulnerable while I keep very close.
My X-ray vision tells me that you’ve been working out.
They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
They say that I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Do you want to know?
They sure don't have babes like you on Krypton.
Wanna fly, baby?
Wanna go break the sound barrier?
Wanna go join the mile high club? This cape is big enough for two...
Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
Want to know why they call me Superman?
You know, I can hold the breath for 20 minutes.
You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
You know, if I have someone very close, become invulnerable. Would you like to help me find out if I can transfer other powers?
You know, it takes a real man to wear bright red briefs on the outside...
You know, without my glasses on, I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.
You may have found Clark Kent, but I'll always be your Superman.
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