Superman


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious superman for teens and adults.



As it happens, the suit does come off.
As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.
Bullets bounce off my chest, but I am not invulnerable to you.
Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?
Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.


Ever dated an alien?
Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.
Excuse me, I’m from another planet. I can teach about human anatomy.
ey baby, you really set off my X-rated vision.


For our first date I can fly you to Paris...without an airplane .
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
Girl, your name must be kryptonite because you're my greatest weakness.
Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.
Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

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