Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious spiderman for teens and adults.

Did I mention I have radioactive blood?
Ever used a sex swing made of spiderwebs?
Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?
Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.
Hey girl do you have a place for my peter to park...er?

I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.
I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?
I want to love you the way Peter Parker love Gwen Stacy.
I'd spray my webs all over you, girl. All over.
If a spider's bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

Make my "Spidey Sense" tingle, baby!
My spidey senses are tingling for you.
My spidey senses aren't the only thing that's tingling...
My spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.
Soo.. when do you turn back to Peter Parker?

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