Avengers


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious avengers for teens and adults.



70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you.Captain America
Baby are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.Iron Man
Can I be the Pepper Potts to your Tony Stark?Iron Man
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.Nick Fury
Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face.Thor
Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.Hulk
Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer.Thor
Hi am Hulk, make me angry and I go green baby!Hulk
Hi, I am Iron Man. And I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.Iron Man
Hi, I'm Tony Stark.Iron Man


HULK SMASH you with love.Hulk
Hulk will show you why he Strongest There Is.Hulk
I am Captain America, and I like the way you move, Liberty.Captain America
I am Tony Stark. And I have saved my best weapon for you.Iron Man
I bet I could penetrate your SHIELD with my sceptre.Loki
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?Hawkeye
I can’t get drunk off alcohol, but I’d like to get drunk off you.Captain America
I don’t need the world to kneel just as long as you kneel for me.Loki
I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth. I also have this shield.Captain America


I kiss you on the neck because I wanna feel you quiver.Hawkeye
I know a situation where you would come out on top.Loki
I only miss you when I’m breathing.Hawkeye
I represent America for a reasonCaptain America
I taste like metal and coconut.Iron Man
I think you’ll find it shocking just how flexible I can be.Black Widow
I was frozen in ice for decades... Want to help me warm up?Captain America
I'd like to ride YOUR Incredible Hulk...Hulk
If God made anything more beautiful than you, he kept it for himself.Captain America


If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would have a galaxy.Loki
If you're lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?Captain America
Im not the hulk, but I can show you something incredible.Hulk
In a few minutes you’ll be giving me everything.Black Widow
Is that a scepter under your tunic or are you just happy to see me?Loki
I’m a lover and a fighter.Captin America
I’m never angry when I’m with you.Hulk
My metal suit isn't the only reason they call me Iron Man.Iron Man
My silver tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out?Loki


No, I won’t put on the suit. But I’ll take it off just for you.Iron Man
Put me in the right mood and i can be a beast in bed literally.Hulk
The suits made out of gold titanium alloy, the iron is referring to something else.Iron man
They don't call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.Thor
They don’t call me incredible for nothing.Hulk
This is my sceptre. Wanna see what mischief we can cause?Loki
Wanna see my Hulk?Hulk
Want to be my other secret?Hulk
When I saw you I became Iron Man.Iron Man


Will you be my Iron Woman?Iron Man
Yo girl, call me Iron Man, cuz I've got a setting for cotton, polyester, and rayon.Iron Man
You need a room? I am iron man. I'll let you share my 'SUITe'.Iron Man
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You wanna see the REAL one-eyed fury?Nick Fury

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