Super Villain Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious super villain pick up lines for teens and adults.



Be mine....or die.
Come on baby, you can stomach it. Your sister sure did.Black Mask
Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you! Doom endures.Dr. Doom
Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like?Dr. Doom
Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction.Magneto, X-Men
Hi. I'm Tom Hiddleston.Loki
I am Lex Luthor you've heard of me probably.Lex Luthor
I can conquer countries, worlds and galaxies. But you are my ultimate conquest.
I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work.Deathstroke
I think you've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.Doc Oc


I will rule the world.
I've been a very bad villain. Cuff me and take me back to your lair.
If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity.Lex Luthor
Nothing stops the Juggernaut.....from getting inside that booty!Juggernaut
Oh, you will kneel before Zodd...Zodd
This may be hell, but I'll take you to heaven.Lucifer
Venom won't be the only injections going on tonight.Bane
Want to see what I can do with my tongue?Venom
We shall conquer our world together.


You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots.Bullseye

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