Cowboy


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious cowboy for teens and adults.



Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...
Does my ass look good in these Wranglers?
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Ey baby, wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?


Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
  • Cowboy
  • Submitted by: Zachariah
Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.


I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!Mechanical bull
So girl, you wanna go to a dance, cause I could lay this hoe-down.
There's a snake in my boot!
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?


Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
What size boot you wear girl?
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
You can spur me all night long.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.


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