Ninja Pick Up Lines

Are those nun-chucks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a ninja? 'Cause your body is KICKIN'!

Baby I know how to get your chakra flowing.

Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

Baby, I know you want to see my long sword.

Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

Come with me or die!

Do you always keep around a samurai sword?

Do you know Kuchiyose no Jutsu? because you just summoned my snake.

Hey baby, I’ll take you so high that you’ll have to call me a Zen master.

Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu. How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

Hi, I am Ninja, but you can just call me Hiro.

I am an assassin, now will you let me in that ass?

I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms. Need a hug?

I was sent to kill you, but how about a quickie first?

Is there a ninja in your pants because yo ass is kickin'!

Is there a ninja in your pants? Cause your ass is kicking.

My katana isn't the only thing that can penetrate your flesh.

My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.

Ninja stars aren't the only thing I'm packing.

Ninjas do it best at night. Let me show you.

Sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off; need a hug?

Sword? Yeah, I have a sword. Let me unsheathe it for you.

Take it from me sweetheart, Chuck Norris ain’t got nuthin on me!

Wanna go upstairs? I'll show you my kekkei genkai.

Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!

You've got 206 bones in your body... Would you like one more?