Chuck Norris Pick Up Lines

Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?

Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he merely let's divine intervention happen.

Even if chuck norris was your father, i'd still ask you out.

Hey Baby....I'm Chuck Norris!

I don't penetrate you, your vagina just has a magnetic reaction to my penis.

I'm Chuck Norris

I've justbeat up god & the devil... come dance with me.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

My cock isn't hard, the world is just soft.

Now!

Take it from me sweetheart, Chuck Norris ain’t got nuthin on me!

That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you i'd be cumming too.