Bill Gates Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious bill gates pick up lines for teens and adults.



Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.
Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...
Baby, it's only Micro when it's Soft!
Better to be hard, then floppy.
Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.
Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my sex drive.
Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?
Hey babe, I bet my joystick is compatible with your game port.
Hey baby, I wanna Ctl+Alt+Del your virginity.
Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.


Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.
Hey baby...want to see my Hard Drive?
Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.
How 'bout I install my Trojan in you?
I control the internet -- want to surf me?
I'd like to install a program in you. It's called baby.exe.
I'm Bill Gates, come have sex with my body.
I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.
It's only micro when its soft.


My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?
Ya know, you must have really great bandwidth. What are you doing later?
You make my software turn to hardware.

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