Jeff Goldblum Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious jeff goldblum pick up lines for teens and adults.



Don’t be afraid.The Fly
Girl, I need to upload a virus to your alien mothership!Independence Day
I think you’re making a mistake. I think you really want to talk to me.The Fly
I'd return to Isla Sorna and face the T-Rex, but only for you.Jurassic Park
I’ve come here to say one magic word to you. Cheeseburger!The Fly
Jeff Goldblum, I'm not dirt, I'm gravel because I'm falling for you.
Please? Just dinner?The Tall Guy
What’s the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?Deep Cover
You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.Emma Thompson to Jeff Goldblum in The Tall Guy
You’re the most ravishing creature that I’ve ever seen in my life.Life Aquatic


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