Minecraft Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious minecraft pick up lines for teens and adults.



A skeleton isn't the only one who can put an arrow through my heart.
Am I block, and are you an enderman? Because you picked me up right away!
Are you a cave, cause I would like to explore you.
Are you a creeper because you just blew me away.
Are you a creeper? Because you blow my mind.
Are you a ghast, because you'll be in tears after tonight.
Are you a Ghast? Because I can make you scream.
Are you a horse cause I want to ride you.
Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.
Are you a pig because i want to ride you?


Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.
Are you a redstone signal 'cause you got my piston extending.
Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky
Are you a stone block? Because you're #1
Are you a storage chest? cuz i wanna put my junk in your trunk.
Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.
Are you a torch? Cause you're lighting up my world.
Are you a tree? Because punching you gives me wood.
Are you baking bread, because your buns are smoking!


Are you made of obsidian? Because I’d like to make a portal to your Nether regions.
Are you made of obsidian? I wanna light you on fire and explore your Nether regions.
Are your eyes a complex cave system because I keep getting lost in them.
Ay gurl I'd like to explore your caves.
Babe, are you Glowstone? Because eyes brighten my descent into the unknown!
Babe, you must be diamonds because I want you.
Baby are you a pig? As I want to dangle my carrot infront of your face.
Baby I'm like a lever because you turn me on!
Baby my beds made out of Slime blocks, As I am going to bounce you on it all night.


Baby you must be from the nether because you're out of this world!
Baby, are you a furnace? Because you're pretty hot.
Baby, I'll turn you on so hard, it'll be like a redstone torch.
Baby, you'd better install JourneyMap, cause I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Baby, your beauty is like an Enderman. I can't make eye contact, but I want you to come closer.
Do I look like gravel? Because I've fallen for you.
Do I need a crafting table to pick at your axe?
Do you have a diamond pickaxe? because I'm as hard as obsidian right now.
Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.


Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.
Eh Baby, how bout you mine my shaft?
Even when you're pixelated, you're sexy.
Girl, did you put bonemeal in my pants? Cause i feel something growing in there.
Girl, you must be Thaumcraft, because everything you do is magic.
Gurl you so Beautiful you look like a 512x512 texture pack.
Hey are you a spider? Cuz I wanna crawl up your walls.
Hey baby are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky.
Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?


Hey baby, I respect you and you doing your own thing. Wanna play Minecraft?
Hey baby, I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal if you know what I'm saying.
Hey baby, wanna help me get wood?
Hey bby I want you to install your texture pack.

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