Halo Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious halo pick up lines for teens and adults.



(eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?
Are we playin capture the flag, cuz id love to take you back to my base.
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  • Submitted by: fernando
Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
Are we playing assault? Cause' I'm pretty sure your the bomb.
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  • Submitted by: Ann
Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
Can I detach your turret?
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  • Submitted by: Brittany
Dang girl are you Cortana cuz you're always in my head.
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  • Submitted by: Emma
Did you shoot me with a plasma pistol? cause I was stunned when I saw you.
Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.
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  • Submitted by: pwill
Every day I think of you I smile and my motion sensor picks up Sparks Fly.


Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.
Girl are you a pelican? Cause you sure carry a lot of men if you know what I mean.
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  • Submitted by: JayyCon
Girl you're like the halo 3 campaign, short but mind blowing.
Hey baby, will you ride the Mongoose with me?
Hey, I just lost my navigator would like to me Cortana?
How would you like to experience a mac blast from the spirit of fire?
I feel like a plasma grenade, because I'm stuck to you babe.
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  • Submitted by: Martin Elster
I got mad plasma in my Action Sack.
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  • Submitted by: Dyenna Juon
I have your weapon right here baby.


I just shot you with the DMR, now you have to say yes.
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim, because I can’t take my eyes off you.
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
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  • Submitted by: david
I think there's something wrong with my active-camo, because when I see you, everyone else disappears.
I think there's something wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off of you.
I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
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  • Submitted by: Kyle
I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
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  • Submitted by: Ronald F.
I'll camp with my sniper in your basement, if you know what I mean.


I'm a pro with my sniper. Come here and I'll let you try.
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  • Submitted by: Jennifer
If I press double X I can pick up weapons, does that mean you too?
Ill be your Master Chief if you be my Cortana.
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
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  • Submitted by: Exiled
I’m like a plasma nade. Lemme get on that and you are guaranteed to explode.
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  • Submitted by: Brielle
Let me play with you beam sword.
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  • Submitted by: Zack
Let's play reach I'll be noble six and I'll drop the package in your pillar of autumn.
May I board your banchee?
One team is red the other is blue my favorite team is the one that had you!


Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?
Wanna take a ride on the Zanzibar?
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  • Submitted by: Luna
What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?
When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”… I would have to agree.
Would you like to pilot my pillar of autumn?
You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.
You wanna ride on my 'hog?
You're so hot, the only red I see with promethean vision is you.

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