Super Mario Bros Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious super mario bros pick up lines for teens and adults.



8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.
Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.
Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.
Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.
Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.
Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?
I can see why Bowser wants to kidnap you so badly...


I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.
I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes.
I'd love to have your castle in my princess.
I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
If I had the choice, I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.


If you were a warp tube, I’d be in you all day.
If you were a Yoshi and I was Mario I'd ride you all day.
I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
Let me level you up.
Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
They don’t call me Super for nothing.
Wanna ride my Yoshi?
Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.
You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.


You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.
You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!
You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

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