Super Mario Bros Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious super mario bros pick up lines for teens and adults.

8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.
Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.
Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.
Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.
Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?
I can see why Bowser wants to kidnap you so badly...

I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.
I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes.
I'd love to have your castle in my princess.
I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

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