Final Fantasy Pick Up Lines

Are you a castrum? Cuz I wanna get inside you.

Are you a phoenix, 'cause you look like you wanna get down.

Baby, do you need a phoenix down? Because you're drop dead gorgeous!

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

Get down with me, baby, and I'll make you have a Limit Break all night long...

Girl, you must be a mage; cos your magic body makes materia look like mythril.

Hey baby, do you prefer turn based or atb?

Hey baby, I got a 100+ Chain on the Dreadnought Leviathan alone.

Honey, you must be a White Mage because looking at you I get a Raise.

I can learn Frogsong, you can be my princess.

I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you?

I need experience points. Will you help?

I want you to ride my Chocobo.

I'll break your limit.

I'm Final and I'll show you a Fantasy.

If I were Cloud and you were Tifa, I'd be glad aeris died.

If you wanna get 100% completion, you gotta first get me to 100% completion!

If you were a L'cie would I be your focus?

Let’s breed chocobos... the old-fashioned way!

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

Sit on my lap and watch me "level up".

Wanna see how much my Airbuster can blow?

Wanna take a sidequest...to the bedroom?

Wanna to spin around on my Blitzballs?

Will you be my final fantasy?

Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.

You can be my Final Fantasy.

You must be a L'Cie, because I wanna purge all over you.

You must be an aeon, because you answered my call and dropped down from heaven. Plus you smell like Bahamut.

You're giving me sunstroke, baby, cause you're hotter than the Sagolii.

You're the Rinoa to my Squall. The Tifa to my Cloud. The Yuna to my Tidus.

Your daddy must’ve been a level 40 thief with special ninja gloves because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

You’d better go to the armour shop, because we're gonna need some protection.

You’re like a cutscene – beautiful at first but then you never shut up.