World of Warcraft Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious world of warcraft pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a resto shaman? Because you're making me wet....
Are you a rogue? I'd let you do it from behind.
Are you a vendor, because I’d like to browse your goods.
Are you a vendor? I'd like to browse your goods!
Are your pants purple? Because you're ass is sure epic!
Baby our relationship are like a full Wrathful set in an arena: unstoppable.
Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It’ll last about 10 seconds and you won’t feel a thing.
Baby, I'm cursed to love you, and it can't be dispelled.
Can I raid your molten core?
Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection!


Did it hurt?...when you rose from hellfire citadel?
Did you get those pants from Molten Core? Because your ass is hot!
Do ya wanna grind?
Dont worry baby! I got blessing of Protection!
Girl did you cast slow fall when you fell from heaven?
Girl, are you a noxious riverhopper? Because you're really annoying and hard to get rid of.
Girl, are you sure your name isn't decliner? Cause you put a spell on me.
Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer?
Hey baby, I'm just like Baron Rivendare. Suave, sexy, sophisticated, and if you're lucky, I might just drop your pants.


Hey Girl, do ya wanna socket my gem?
Hey, baby, I hope you have some ropes in your nightstand, because I'm bind on pick-up.
Hey, baby, you must be an arms warrior, because you're wielding a two-hander.
Hey, I think you're really neato. Wanna come to my house for a little one-on-one World of Warcraft?
I dont always play a shaman but when i do il still lava you.
I have a Ring of Protection on me, care to try it?
I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.
I'll ride your dragonhawk.
I'm a Death Knight, and the way you walked by me must made my Blood Boil in awe.


I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.
I'm not gonna lie, I was using a potion of treasure finding when I met you.
If I were a goblin, I'd give you a love rocket ride.
If you don’t like me, I can change.Druid
If your left leg was kalendor and your right leg was eastern kingdom can I meet you at northern?
Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?
Is that a Mana Wyrm in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a treant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I’m no Kobald, but you can take my candle anytime!


I’ve heard that you are an Epic mount.
My heart is bind on pickup and you just rolled Need.
My Heart is BOP and you just rolled Need
My love for you is like my quiver of arrows. Endless.
My staff can use a little enchant. I have mats and will tip!
Nice chest piece, wanna raid?
Nice pants, baby. What’s the drop rate?
Wanna see my orbs of power?
Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride?


Want to see my epic wand?
Want to touch my Staff of Rampant Growth?
What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?
Why don’t you seduce me? My resistance is low.

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