Legend of Zelda Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious legend of zelda pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are those Deku Nuts or are you just that stunning?
Are you a Deku nut? Because you're stunning me.
Are you a Kokiri? Because your beauty seems ageless.
Are you a Loftwing? Because you've got me flyin' high.
Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.
Are you a Mystery seed? because you are an enigma.
Are you a Pegasus seed? You make my heart race.
Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.
Are you sure there are only 3 triforce pieces, cus I'm sure you have the triforce of beauty.
Are you the Twilight? Because you turn me into an animal.


Are you using din’s fire because you’re burning me up.
Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Ay girl, I am gonna explore your dungeon.
Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower.
Baby, I don't need the Song Of Storms to make you wet.
Baby, I've been Z-targeting you all night.
Baby, you're the Master sword to my Hero of Time.
Baby, you're the missing piece of my heart container.


Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?
Come back to my place and I'll make your bow quiver with my arrow.
Damn gurl, you hotter than Din's Fire.
Deku nuts aren't the only things in my pocket.
Did it hurt when you fell from the sacred realm?
Did you play the Song of Storms because you just made me wet.
Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?
Do you belong to a Demon mask, because you've got some Majorass.
Do you have a mirror shield? Because i can really see me in your tunic.


Do you have the water tunic? cause youll drown in my pussy without it.
Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.
Girl together we make the Water Temple cause you're wet and I'm hard.
Girl your so fine, I'll play you a song on my ocrina of time...
Girl, are you from the Kokiri Forest? Because you're driving me Deku NUTS.
Girl, you got me harder than the Water Temple.
Girl, You're so hot I better put on my Goron tunic.
Hey baby wanna play with my master sword?
Hey baby, can I buy you a potion?


Hey baby, let me cut that grass and find your rupees.
Hey baby, you make my sword go skyward.
Hey can I let my sacred stones near your gate of time?
Hey girl wanna play with my master sword.
Hey girl, want to play my ocarina of time?
Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.
Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.
Hey ladies, why don't we go back to my place and complete the Triforce.
Hey, girl. Let me put my sword in your Temple of Time.


How 'bout you come back to my place and I show you my Longshot
How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot.
I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.
I do not need the song of storms to make you wet.

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