Kingdom Hearts Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious kingdom hearts pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you my somebody? Because I would become one with you.
Are you my Somebody? Because I'd like to become one with you.
Baby not even Namine could erase my memouries of you!
Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my feet.
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world!
C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.
Did you cast Stopga? Because my heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
Girl, are you a nobody? ‘Cause I’ve got a heart for you.
Girl, I'd share a paopu with you any day.
Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some great booty.


Hon, I can unlock your Wonderland with my massive Keyblade.
I can unlock your Wonderland.
I know your name isn't Xion, because I could never forget you.
I think you might be a heartless because you just stole my heart.
I used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
I would share a paopu fruit with you.
I'll put my keyblade in your keyhole.
I'll set your kingdom ablaze.


If I were a Heartless, my heart would only find you.
Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a keyblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is your name Axel? Cause you are very hot.
My key blade can fit any hole.
Relax, and let my Keyblade seal your sweet Keyhole.
This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
When you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody without you.
Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.


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