Skyrim Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious skyrim pick up lines for teens and adults.
aby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
Are with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw you coming.
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.
Are you able to hold my dragon bone?
Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!
Are you better one-handed or two-handed?
Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.
Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.
Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.
Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.
Are you wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because baby, you're reducing my time between shouts by 20%!
Are your eyes Dwemer ruins? Cause I'm lost in them.
Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.
Baby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.
Baby, you must be a soul gem, because you have harvested my soul.
Baby, you must be an arcane fire mage because things heated up when you came in the room.
Did you cast Soul Trap on me? Cause you certainly are Enchanting.
Do you know fus Ro Dah? Cause you blew me away.
Don't worry about me keeping up with you babe. I have extra Stamina potions.
Eh baby, I dunno about the Dragonborn but I know you're coming tonight.
For you are my Qahnaarin and I am your Dohvakiin.
Girl are you an alteration wizard because you're making me change in ways I've never felt before.
Girl, you must have drank a Potion of Ultimate Stamina, cause you've been running through my minds all day.
Go fiddling with any cocks around here, and we're going to have a real BIG party.
Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.
Hey! You are one of the new companions. I know because you are making me howl.
How bout you take my arrow somewhere other than your knee?
I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.
I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.
I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.
I heard you’re in the companions guild. If this be true, I would adore seeing your inner beast come out for me.
I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.
I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.
I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the heart.
I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.
I wish my lockpicking was better, id love to loot your chest.
I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.
I would kill the riverwood chicken for you.
I'll put my river on your wood.
I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.
If my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.
If my pickpocket skills were higher I will steal your heart.
Is that an amulet of Mara you're wearing?
Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.
Once you go Argonian you won't ever feel alone again.
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