Caveman Pick Up Lines

Baby, you're so hot we didn't need to discover fire.

club you on head and take back to cave.

Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.

Damn girl are you from prehistory cause you're making me homo erectus.

Damn girl, you're making me devolve to a homo-erectus.

Do you wanna see my whooly Mammoth.

Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

How'd you like to come clubbing with me?

I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?

I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.

I will rock you.

I'll hunt, you gather.

Is fire starting still an attractive quality?

Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that sabertooth in loin cloth or you just happy to see me.

Let me be your Missing Link.

Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

No need discover fire when your beauty make all warm.

So, ladies, want to do some anthropological research into homo erectus?

So...your cave or mine?

Want me to drag you back to your cave or mine?

When I saw you in that leopard skin bikini I went from Homo Sapien to Homo Erectus.

You are so club-worthy.

You come to this cave often?

You make fire? You hot. Me burn.

You're club is so large.

You're the hottest thing since fire.

You. Me. Date. Now.