Caveman Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious caveman pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Baby, you're so hot we didn't need to discover fire.
  • Caveman
  • Submitted by: Kayleigh Walker
club you on head and take back to cave.
Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.
Damn girl are you from prehistory cause you're making me homo erectus.
Damn girl, you're making me devolve to a homo-erectus.

Do you wanna see my whooly Mammoth.
Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.
Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?
Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.
How'd you like to come clubbing with me?

I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
I will rock you.
I'll hunt, you gather.
Is fire starting still an attractive quality?

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