Pirates Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pirates pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



A good captain goes down with his ship, wanna go down with me?
Ahoy lass, want to help me scrape the barnacles off me rudder?
Are ye wantin' to walk my plank?
Are you a pirate? Because I want to grab all of your booty.
Arr!!


Arr, out of all the ships I Plundered, you be my favorite treasure.
Arrg, I've been searchin' for me booty all day, but it looks like yours'll do just fine.
Arrr baby, wanna walk my plank?
Arrrg I need somewhere to bury me treasure.
Arrrg, I want to plunder your booty and treasure your chest!


Arrrrrr.....Well blow me down….......there?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
Avast me beauty, Formosa, which is a bit ‘loot you have there.
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Aye! Would you like to ride on my ship?

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