Pirates Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pirates pick up lines for teens and adults.

A good captain goes down with his ship, wanna go down with me?
Ahoy lass, want to help me scrape the barnacles off me rudder?
Are ye wantin' to walk my plank?
Are you a pirate? Because I want to grab all of your booty.
Arr, out of all the ships I Plundered, you be my favorite treasure.
Arrg, I've been searchin' for me booty all day, but it looks like yours'll do just fine.
Arrr baby, wanna walk my plank?
Arrrg I need somewhere to bury me treasure.
Arrrg, I want to plunder your booty and treasure your chest!

Arrrrrr.....Well blow me down….......there?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
Avast me beauty, Formosa, which is a bit ‘loot you have there.
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Aye! Would you like to ride on my ship?
Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?
Aye, now that be a booty worth plunderin'!
Aye, that be a hornpipe in my pocket, and I am happy to see you!
Baby I'm the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?

Can I bury my treasure on your island?
Come by to my cabin and I show you my monkey!
Damn girl, you must be a cold front, because you shiver my timbers.
Did X mark the spot? Cause I don't need any map to find that booty.
Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
es, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
Have you ever had your swash buckled by a man with an eyepatch?
Hey baby. How about you and me play some reindeer games?

Hey can I get on your ship? Cause Id love to loot your booty.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
Hey Miss, I'm a Pirate, so I was wondering if I could plunder your booty.
Hey sweetie, wanna guard my sword?
How bout a bottle of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled.
How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
I did not find me booty but I did find a very large chest!
I don't need your gold, your chest is already a treasure.
I have me a treasure map!... to yer heart!

I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.
I may have a peg leg, but i won't be the only one walking weird tonight.
I must be huntin' treasure because I'm diggin yer chest!
I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!
I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.
I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
I sure would pillage your booty.
I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.
I would buy a pirate ship to find that booty.

I'd love to drop an anchor in your lagoon.
I'd love to see ye swinging from me yardarm...
I'll buckle your swash any time, baby.
I'll show you my buried treasure if you show me yours.

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