Pirates Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pirates pick up lines for teens and adults.
Would you like to see my gold doubloons?
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
Yarr I found this map and it led me right to yer booty!
Yes, it hooks to the left.
Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of you.
Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?
Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?
You beauty me the wink in the eye ago.
You could sink Cannon?
You do not want to bury my treasure.
You must be the girl of my dreams cause my peg leg has never been harder.
You're gonna need another eye patch if you expect me to have sex completely naked.
You. Pants Off. Now!
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
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