Insulting Pick Up Lines

Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me want to vomit in your face!

Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

Babe, you smell like shit, sorry!

Baby, are you a Mexican snack? Because you're corny and cheesy as fuck.

Baby, you're like a white dwarf star...extremely hot, but not very bright.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but aren't you extremely fugly?

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

Girl, you're mildly attractive. I almost had to do a single take!

God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.

Hey, Baby. Are you a Miz Match? Because you're pretty fucking boring.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

I got so many airheads for Halloween yesterday, the only one I'm missing is you.

I think I've fallen in puppy love.. oh wait, I though you were a dog. Nevermind.

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

If you were a pair of boots you would be Ugg-ly.

Is it hot in here? Because you're disgustingly sweaty.

Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.

This storm didn't match up to the one that was in my pants when I saw you.

Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

You have the perfect face for the radio.

You look exactly like a "before" picture.

You look like that one really famous person. What's his name? Steven Tyler that's it!

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

You smell like thrash can I take you out!

You smell like trash, can I take you out?

You're still ugly but I'm drunk. Let's fuck.

Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Your boobs are so big it makes your shirt puff up so you look chunky. You should wear tighter shirts.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.