Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Can I park my rocket in your space station?

Didn’t I see you in Girls Gone Wild?

Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

I am no photographer but i can picture us together.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!

I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.

I have a dirty weekend planned. Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

I hope I haven’t given you the wrong impression. I’m actually taller and richer than I look.

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

Kiss me if i'm wrong, but...Dinosaurs still exist...Right?

Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. i have a gun now get in the van.

So what do you do for a living besides making all men excited and warm all over?

With great penis, comes great responsibility.Barney Stinson

Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.