How I Met Your Mother Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious how i met your mother pick up lines for teens and adults.



Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!Barney Stinson
Barney is single... it’s what America has been clamoring for!Barney Stinson
Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today.Barney Stinson
Come with me if you want to bang.Barney Stinson
Daddy's home!Barney Stinson


Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?Barney Stinson
Gosh. Your body's a perfect ... this manyBarney Stinson
I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don't know why. Just ask god.Barney Stinson
I think you fell from heaven, because you look like an angel.Barney Stinson
I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.Barney Stinson


I'm awesome. You're awesome. Let's be awesome together!Barney Stinson
I'm Barney, I don't get smitten. I smite.Barney Stinson
This.. what you're doing here - is giving me a de-rectionBarney Stinson
Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.Barney Stinson
Wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?Barney Stinson

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