Mad Men Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious mad men pick up lines for teens and adults.



Anybody mind if I take off my pants?
Are you Amish or something?
Can I expense you a drink?
Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?
God I love your shoulders, you look like you're in the Olympics.


Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.
I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.
I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.
I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.
I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem.


I'm the Glen to your Sally.
If you really love me, you’ll make me your mistress.
Is the temperature okay? It's been known to get hot.
It's over when I say it's over.
I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

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