Game Of Throne
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious game of throne for teens and adults.
"Valhar Cunnilingus!"
A Lannister always pays his debts precious. So let’s see what gold coins will get me.
A Lannister always pays his debts. So let’s see what 50 gold coins will get me.
A man needs a name precious.
Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh'llor? Because I'm burning up around you.
Are you a traitor of the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.
Are you a Warg? Because I bet you're an animal in the sheets.
Are you a white walker? Because you sure do know how to raise the dead.
Are you from the north? Becuase I just Winterfell-in love with you.
Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you're melting my heart.
Are you the lord of light? Because my heart burns for you.
Are you wildfire precious, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?
As King Geoffrey saig: ‘hey gurl, I’d like to see your head on my pike’.
Babe! I'll show you my Kama Sutra if you show me your Meereenese Knot.
Babe! I'm Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.
Babe! I'm Iron born, I take what's mine.
Babe! If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking sweetie, because then I would already be inside of you.
Babe! Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?
Babe! Is your name Winter, cuz you'll be coming soon.
Babe! It might just be the Milk of the Poppy talking but damn, woman, you’re fine!
Baby! You are the moon of my life.
Baby! You know nothing. Want to learn something new?
Baby! You know, you remind me of my twin sister.
Baby! You look like my sister.
Baby! You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.
Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?
Baby! You’re prettier than half my daughters.
Beauty is only skin deep precious; Hodor's cock goes much deeper.
Can my Direwolf watch precious?
Can you eat this horse heart precious, it would sooo turn me on.
Can you handle my direwolf!
Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is so full of possibilities.
Did it hurt... when you fell from the Moon Door?
Did You Know precious, my penis is made of Valyrian steel.
Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Do you like dragons? Because I will be dragon my balls across your face.
Do you possess the power of healing? Because you’ve pierce my heart.
Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?
Do you want me to come over precious and make you a sword with my shirt off?
Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke precious, I would be dragon my balls across your face.
Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.
Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get?
Hey Girl, Are you of noble birth? cauce you’re one fine looking lady!
Hey there, You look just like my brother and I could get into that!
Hey, is it just me dear, or are we destined to be arranged married?
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be arranged married?
Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!
How about I give you a golden crown dear?
How about I give you a golden crown?
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