Game Of Throne

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious game of throne for teens and adults.

"Valhar Cunnilingus!"
A Lannister always pays his debts precious. So let’s see what gold coins will get me.
A Lannister always pays his debts. So let’s see what 50 gold coins will get me.
A man needs a name precious.
Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh'llor? Because I'm burning up around you.

Are you a traitor of the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.
Are you a Warg? Because I bet you're an animal in the sheets.
Are you a white walker? Because you sure do know how to raise the dead.
Are you from the north? Becuase I just Winterfell-in love with you.
Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you're melting my heart.

Are you the lord of light? Because my heart burns for you.
Are you wildfire precious, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?
As King Geoffrey saig: ‘hey gurl, I’d like to see your head on my pike’.
Babe! I'll show you my Kama Sutra if you show me your Meereenese Knot.
Babe! I'm Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.

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