Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious breaking bad pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a Mule? 'Cause you've been running meth through my mind all night.
Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a volumetric flask in your pocket?
Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.


Baby, is your love 99.1% pure?
Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I'll put on your finger.
Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.
Come inside my RV and I’ll demonstrate to you some genuine science.
Come on baby light my fire!


Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion. Makes me wanna cry.
Do you like the color blue? Because I got something special for you.
Do you wanna come back to my place and see my Jesse Pinkman?
Even Walter White couldn't improve on the chemistry between us.
Girl you so naughty that I better call saul.

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