Doctor Who

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

Are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away.

Are you a Dalek? Cause you’ve been rolling through my mind all night.

Are you a Sontaran? because every time I see you I faint.

Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.

Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Are you a weeping angel? Because I could stare at you all day.

Are you an angel? Because I haven't blinked since I first saw your face.

Are you the Master’s drums? Cause I can’t get you out of my head.

Are you the Tardis? Cause I bet you’re bigger on the inside.

As a Time lord i would spend all twelve lives with you!

Baby, you just gave me Torchwood.

Baby, you're the fish fingers to my custard.

Be my companion” and “I am yours, as you are mine.

Because life is short and you are hot.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

By the way, did I mention it also travels in time.

Can I stick my fish fingers in your custard?

Care to see my beast below?

Come baby, become... one... with me.

Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.

Come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

Come into the TARDIS. Be careful, it’s a little rough and bumpy

Did I mention it also travels in time? [points at penis]

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to create a temporal causality again?

Do you have any Gallifreyan in you? Would you like to?

Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

Do you want to be the doctor to my tardis?

Doctor Who are you and where have you been all my life?

Don't worry, babe. The Cybermen won't hurt you. You can't upgrade perfection.

Every time i regenerate, my penis gets bigger.

Fezes are red,

GERONIHO!!!!

Girl I may be the doctor but at the end of the night U will be calling me the master.

Girl you’re so perfect even a cyber man couldn’t upgrade you

Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

Girl, I must be a weeping angel because every time you look at me, I get hard.

Girl, I'd burn up a star for opportunity to call you. How about them digits?

Girl, your butt is cute like an Adipose baby.

Hearts aren't the only thing I have two of.

Hello sweetie

Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

Hey baby, you are not alone.

Hey baby... do you have any Gallifreyan in you? No? Would you like some?

Hey wanna take a look at my tardis? It's bigger than it looks.

Hey, did you jump into my timestream? Because I see you everywhere I go.

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my TARDIS. Time Travel maybe?

Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to my...Seeds of Doom?

Hi, i'm Captain Jack Harkness.

Hi, I'm the Doctor. Would you like to be my companion?