Doctor Who
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Other planets, wanna check some out?
PROCREATE! PROCREATE!
So what do you think? Other planets, want to check some out?
So...anyone want to share oxygen with me?
Soo... Is that a baby Dalek in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Take me into your Snog-Box.
The TARDIS Iike blue,
They call my penis The TARDIS. It’s bigger when it’s inside.
Thing of the conference call Mr Bell.
This is a situation that requires tact and finesse. Fortunately, I am blessed with both.
This is a time machine. I can take you back to the "fun" moment as many times as you want...
Wanna come back to my place? You can play Doctor Donna.
Wanna go back to my place to check out the crack in my bedroom wall?
Wanna play with my sonic screwdriver?
Wanna ride in my Time Machine? It runs on Doritos!
Wanna take a ride in my TARDIS?
Wanna tickle my tardis?
Want to see my TARDIS?
When you enter me, you'll just melt away.
Why don’t you come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey?
With you and me together, there will be no silence in the library.
Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?
Would you like to take a look at my crack?Amy Pond
Wow. So simple, so much win. How did I not think of this?
You and me should get a drink sometime...and married
You are the doctor to my master
You don't have to wait 2000 years to open this pandorica.
You give me Torchwood.
You have the most totally closed mind that I’ve ever encountered.
You know what else is bigger on the inside?
You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves…
You look familiar. Did I snog your mum at Woodstock?
You make my centurion stand at attention.
You must be a time lord. Because you have two hearts, yours and mine.
You must be the mummy on the orient express because it only took 66 seconds for you to take my breath away.
You'll be health, I'll be safety.
You're so perfect that even a Cyberman couldn't upgrade you.
You're so perfect, not even a cyber man would upgrade you.
You're so perfect, the Daleks wouldn't even exterminate you.
You've stolen both my hearts.
You, me, handcuffs?River Song
You, my friend, are on crack.
Your eyes shine brighter than a Gallifeyan sun.
Your parent's basement or mine?
You’re a beautiful woman, probably.
You’re a classic example of the inverse relationship between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
You’re Oodiful.
You’re so hot you’ve given me Torchwood
You’re so Oodiful.
You’re so perfect, the Daleks wouldn’t dare exterminate you.
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