Star Trek


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious star trek for teens and adults.



Are you wearing some unusual kind of perfume... Or something radioactive, my dear?
Baby u can violate my prime directive any day.
Baby, you're deep space fine.
Baby, your phasers are set to stunning.
Beam me up, hottie.
Can I regenerate in your alcove?
Can I take a ride on your warpcore?
Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.
Damn girl are you a dilithium powered nacelle? 'Cause you make my heart beat at warp speed.
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!


Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
Have you got a little Trill in you? 'Cause I'd love to put a worm in your belly.
Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?
Hey Chief, how about you beam our pants into space, wide dispersal pattern.
Hey, it’s about time you docked that shuttle!
Hi I’m the Captain, how may I be of service?
Honey, if you were a space station, you'd be called Deep Space Fine.
How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?
How about we meet up in the Holodeck, and I show you the meaning of Pon Farr?


I am going to ask you out. Resistance is futile.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I’ve got a Crusher on you.
I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.
I'd like to scan you with my sensors.
I'll be monitoring your frequencies.
I'll show you the captain... You just have to beam me up...
I'm about to change into my red shirt because you're to die for.
I'm thirsty for some Romulan male.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.


If I drop my cloaking device, you will be able to see my warbird.
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
It's been 6 years and 364 days since my last pon-farr.
I’d like to fill your Jeffries tube.
I’ll call you the next time I pass through your star system.
Let me show you the "Picard Maneuver".
Let's launch a probe into it.
Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.
My erection will live longer and prosper.


My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.
My love for you is more obvious than Khan's Spanish accent in Star Trek II.
No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on, you never go back.
People are often attracted to me because of my big horga'hn. What about you?
Resistance is futile! We will assimilate you into our heart.
Set a course for my bedroom.
Set course to intercourse!
Take off your clothes and let's start the next generation.


Tribbles won't be the only thing reproducing on this ship.
Want to see if we can make the holo deck malfunction?
We are the Borg! Lower your shields and prepare to be loved.
What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

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