Walking Dead Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious walking dead pick up lines for teens and adults.



All these walkers but you haven't walked into my life.
Am I Daryl Dixon? Because I have an arrow and I'd like to penetrate you.
Are you a zombie? Cause you make my heart race.
Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.
Are you into necrophilia?


At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.
Baby, you burn brighter than the CDC.
Can I see your stump?
Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.
Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?


Do you have puss in your eyes or are you just excited to eat me.
For me, you're a perfect combination of body and brains.
Give me a call later so we can flesh out all the details.
Hey baby, wanna play Walking Dead? I’ll be the zombie.
Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

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