Walking Dead Pick Up Lines

All these walkers but you haven't walked into my life.

Am I Daryl Dixon? Because I have an arrow and I'd like to penetrate you.

Are you a zombie? Cause you make my heart race.

Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

Are you into necrophilia?

At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.

Baby, you burn brighter than the CDC.

Can I see your stump?

Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

Do you have puss in your eyes or are you just excited to eat me.

For me, you're a perfect combination of body and brains.

Give me a call later so we can flesh out all the details.

Hey baby, wanna play Walking Dead? I’ll be the zombie.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

Hey girl, I'd love to eat your brains out.

Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

Hi, I'm a zombie. Mind if I take a bite out of you?

How about we go paint the town dead?

How long is your arm bayonet, baby?

How many walkers will it take for me to kill until you have sex with me?

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

I can pound you harder than Tyreese with a hammer.

I crave you like a zombie craves flesh.

I have needs that cannibalism just can't satisfy.

I have no idea where Carl is, but I'm 100% sure that I want you.

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

I like my sex how I like to kill Walkers: quick and dirty.

I lost all my children now, want to create some new ones?

I may not be Daryl Dixon, but I sure have an arrow I would like to penetrate you with.

I need you like Herschel needs a leg.

I used to be a football player before the Apocalypse. What did you do?

I want to infest all my time with getting to know you.

I will have sex with you. It is not like our options are vast.

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

I'd eat a whole jar of applesauce for you.

I'd kill a thousand walkers for you.

I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

I'll watch Carl for you.

I'm a biter.

I'm a lover, not a biter.

I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.

I'm head over heel for you.

I'm missing an eye but I can clearly see you're in love with me.

I'm not showing you my leg, I just met you. At least buy me a drink first.

I'm only infected with love.

I'm still a real boy. Really!

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

If Chivalry is dead than I must be a zombie.