Walking Dead Pick Up Lines

If I was a zombie, I think I would like the taste of you.

If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

If you were a walker, I'd cut off your arms and let you tag along.

If you were a walker, I'd let you eat my ass.

If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.

Is that a gun on your pocket? Because I need you to shoot this zombie behind me.

Is that maggots in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It is the end of the world. Let's make love until we feel alive again.

It sounds like coast is clear now and we need to leave this hut to surviive, ladies first.

It's a good thing I'm a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

I’m a Ricktator in the sack.

Let's have a relationship like Glen and Maggie.

My bites will only infect you with love.

My right hand may be gone but my left hand can still do all the magic.

My wife just turned into a zombie. So….I’m single now.

Nice ribs!

Oh you be my Maggie, and I'll be your Glenn.

That group of bikers won't be the only thing I "blow up" tonight.

That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

Think I might be infected because I just want to bite you all over.

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

Want me to tickle you with my trigger finger?

Want to hop on my chopper and kill some walkers together?

We belong together like Daryl Dixon & his crossbow belong together.

What's a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?

Where were you when the outbreak happened?

You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.

You know, I’m good at head shots.

You look good enough to eat.

Your beauty is eating away at my heart.

Your cell block or mine?

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.