Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines

Are you a Mule? 'Cause you've been running meth through my mind all night.

Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a volumetric flask in your pocket?

Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!

Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

Baby, is your love 99.1% pure?

Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I'll put on your finger.

Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.

Come inside my RV and I’ll demonstrate to you some genuine science.

Come on baby light my fire!

Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion. Makes me wanna cry.

Do you like the color blue? Because I got something special for you.

Do you wanna come back to my place and see my Jesse Pinkman?

Even Walter White couldn't improve on the chemistry between us.

Girl you so naughty that I better call saul.

Girl, I want to love you like Walter Junior loves breakfast.

Go along with me in bed. Battle me and bite the dust!

Hey babe, want to break bad in my bed?

Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.

Hey Baby, My Name Is Saul Goodman. I guess you better call me.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. My name's Saul Goodman, so call me maybe?

Hey the lights are on and you're still dancing alone...

Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.

I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I'm making breakfast in the morning.

I love you as much as Marie loves purple.

I love you more than Marie loves the color purple.

I own a carwash. Let's get dirty.

I want to go to the gym, so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

I'd take a bomb on a wheelchair for you.

I'm married so you know I won't be all clingy and shit!

I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.

Is that a crystal in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a volumetric flask in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an Ermentraut in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Gustavo Fring? Cause I'd cook for you.

Is your name Tuco? Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

Is your name Walter White? Cause you need me, bitch.

Join me in bed. Fight me and die!

Move on over, Walter. I think Malcom wants to be in the middle.

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face, by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

My meth is a pretty blue, but not as pretty as the blue in your eyes.

My pants are about to explode like an improperly run meth lab.

Nice to meet you. I'm a recovering herion addict.

Roses are red, violets are blueco, I'll buy you a drink, my name is Tuco.

Screw Meth. Love is my drug.

There's a little something extra in it for you if you can kill this damn fly.