Happy to see me

Are those nun-chucks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?

Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?

Are you happy to see me, or is that a volumetric flask in your pocket?

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?

Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?

Are your sea levels rising or are you just happy to see me?

Babe! Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?

Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?

Good afternoon sir is that an telescope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a ballot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a budget discharge in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Doduo in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Fletchling in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Handcannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Resident Evil

Is that a hardcover or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?Beer

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a kangaroo in your pouch or are you just happy to see me?Kangaroo

Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a keyblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Lord of D in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Photoshop