Breaking Bad Pick Up Lines

Wanna help me catch a fly?

Wanna see my pet tortoise?

Want to help me get the body parts out of my pool?

Want to let me show you why they call me Pinkman?

We've got chemistry!

Yo, show us your Pink Man, Jesse!

You are the Jesse to my Jane.

You are welcome to my domain at whatever time.

You know the business, and I know the chemistry. Let's partner up.

You know what it feels like to be on meth? Would you like to?

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

You see that bag of blue meth. Could you pick that up for me?

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

You're the Jesse pinkman to my Walter white.

Your ass is like an onion. It makes me want to cry.

Your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!