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Amazing collection of Pick Up Lines!

This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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Say why don't we go back to my place and fire my undocumented nanny.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Let me show you my magic garden.
Wanna bone?
You are the siren, but you are my rocks.
On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?
Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some great booty.