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Amazing collection of Pick Up Lines!

This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!
Are you a ninja? Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.
I could stare into your beautiful #0000ff eyes all day.
I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.
Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.
After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.
My drives aren't always long and straight, but I can show you what is.
My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.
Are you Ahri cause you're charming.
I must be on Stilnox, because you're the girl of my dreams.