Pickup Line Rejections, Responses and Comebacks

Line: Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see. Comeback: Are you from Illinois? Cause you’re ill-annoying me.

Line: Can I have your name? Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Line: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Comeback: Yeah, just don’t stop this time.

Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes. Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

Line: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! Comeback: Okay, get out!!!

Line: I can tell how much you want me. Comeback: Yes, I do want you—to leave me alone!

Line: I have a boyfriend. Comeback: I have a math test. Line: What? Comeback: Oh, I thought were talking about things that dont matter to us.

Line: I know how to please a woman/man. Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

Line: I think I could make you very happy Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours! Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar. You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy. Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you? Comeback: It's hot!!!

Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns! Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out! Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady. You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up? Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday? Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That’s funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

Man: Do you think it was fate which brough us together? Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

Man: Haven’t we met before? Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Man: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Hi, I’m a millionaire! Woman: Hi, I work for the IRS.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number? Woman: It’s in the phone book. Man: But I don’t know your name. Woman: That’s in the phone book too.

Man: I’d really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there...

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: Female impersonator.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: What are you looken at? Woman: Somethin ugly!

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can not talk and laugh at the same time!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Woman: "I have a boyfriend." Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

Woman: I have a boyfriend. Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning. Woman: What? Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.