Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious corny for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Be the light to my darkness!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
So this is a piece of paper with my number on it. You should call me.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart.

That dress would look better on the floor next to my bed.
  • Corny
  • Submitted by: Francesco
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Will you hold my hand? I get lost easily.
You wanted me, here I am.
You're so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
  • Corny
  • Submitted by: Angelique

Your ass is so nice that it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

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