Christmas Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious christmas pick up lines for teens and adults.



(Pointing to your stockinged leg) Would you like to unwrap what’s in your Christmas stocking?
Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
As you know, I would love to teach you toys made my Elves for adults.
Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.


Call me santa because I’d travel the world for you.
Can I come down your chimney?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I place my missile on your toe?
Can I see your North Pole?
Can I stuff your stocking?
Can I take a picture of you? So that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
Can I take a picture, so I can show you exactly what I want for Santa Christmas?


Can you smell chestnuts roasting? Me too. Let's get these pants off.
Christmas Pick Up Lines
Come sit on my knee, and play with Santa.
Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you.
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
Did you know I’m hung, just like the stockings on your wall?
Do you have a New Year’s resolution? I’m looking at mine right now.
Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.


Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
Do you want me to come down your chimney tonight?
Do you want to be Mrs. Clause tonight?
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
Even Santa does candy as sweet as you.
Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.
Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.


He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Hey baby, I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
Hey girl, do you want to get a present out of my sack?
Hey, interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Hey. I'm spreading christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?
Hey. I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
Hi, Santa said that you wished for me.


Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?
How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?

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