Christmas Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious christmas pick up lines for teens and adults.

(Pointing to your stockinged leg) Would you like to unwrap what’s in your Christmas stocking?
Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.

As you know, I would love to teach you toys made my Elves for adults.
Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.

Call me santa because I’d travel the world for you.
Can I come down your chimney?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I place my missile on your toe?

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